high quality bad photos. inspired by 80s & 90s mall portraits
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a diy market of alternative and handmade vendors at the cotton factory in hamilton. the halloween one adds costumes, drag, and trick-or-treating. we'll be there saturday, october 17, 2026, 12 to 5pm.
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30+ alternative vendors and three bands at the guelph farmers' market. we'll be there sunday, october 18, 2026, 11am to 4pm.
www.eventbrite.com/e/punk-rock-flea-market-guelphs-halloween-tickets-2001431087259
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hex haus events' halloween night market in london. 45+ witchcraft, occult, and adult-lifestyle vendors, tarot readers, flash tattoos, and a $100 costume contest. 19+, licensed bar. free entry and parking. we'll be there friday, october 23, 2026, 6 to 10pm.
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70 vendors of the strange, rare, and uncanny at bingemans in kitchener — oddity, witchy, horror, a fortune teller alley, and side shows. we'll be there saturday, october 24, 2026, 5 to 10pm.
explorewaterloo.ca/event/nightmare-oddity-market/
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cosplay meets the roller rink at retro rollers, with themed music, photos, and skating. dress up, skate or don't. we'll be there saturday, october 24, 2026, 7 to 11pm.
kwcreators.ca/events/roller-cosplay-night/
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a live emo and pop-punk set from strike tyson plus an emo video dance party at maxwell's in waterloo. costumes encouraged. 19+. we'll be there friday, october 30, 2026, doors at 7:30pm.
maxwellswaterloo.com/event/emo-night-halloween-edition-2/
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the first-ever barrie punk rock flea market. alternative vendors and stuff you won't find anywhere else, at the parkview community centre. we'll be there sunday, november 15, 2026, 11am to 5pm.
rock95.com/event/punk-rock-flea-market-barrie/
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a handmade vendor market from coyote bones collective at market square in st. catharines, 70+ vendors, honouring death for the season. free admission. we'll be there saturday, november 21, 2026, 5 to 10pm.
coyotebonescollective.my.canva.site/samhainfaire
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a witches' yuletide market in simcoe where krampus, not santa, runs the season. 60 handmade and magickal artisan vendors, readers, free popcorn, and free photos with krampus. free admission. this year it's in the aud at the simcoe fairgrounds. we'll be there saturday, november 28, 2026, 10am to 5pm.
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kitchener's german-style christmas market, 30 years running, at city hall and carl zehr square. we're parked at square peg for the whole run — november 30 to december 13, 2026.
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m4ll ph0t0 is the department store portrait studio, resurrected and put on wheels. we’ll bring the laser backdrops, you bring the feathered hair. our booth pops up at markets around ontario, so instead of dragging the family to sears, just drag them to whatever fair we're at that weekend.
we shoot families, couples, solo subjects, and pets. composites, including the classic floating-head portrait, are then delivered to you by email, with options to order prints.
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in this economy? no.
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you don’t! just come up and say hi.
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$25 per human.
custom insets are no extra charge.
children and pets are free with adult.
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high resolution digital copies.
3 backdrops - neutral, laser, and a secret third one.
delivered within a couple days.
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we’ll email you a link to your gallery.
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once you receive your gallery of digital images, you’ll have print ordering options.
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all of it - cash, card, tap.
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yes.
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yes. email us at m4llph0t0@digrucc.io, and we will quote you.
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it’s a collab! we can check out your ideas when we photograph you, and you can submit your picture right then and there.
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yes.
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that’s okay! send us the best image of your pet and we will put it in.
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we treat them just like pets.